The Parrot-digm Shift

Bob: Why does it feel like everyone wants me to run a carnival instead of a burger shop?

Teddy: You know, you knock it, Bobby. But Ma remembers that she's gonna stop at Toys' N' Us the next time she visits. Those signs light up the whole boardwalk.

Linda: Kind of like a phallic light show.

Bob: Or a freak show. I'm not trying to attrack a bunch of seedy pervs.

Linda: Pervs gotta eat too, they help pay the bills.

Bob: I just wish people appreciated a quality burger. None of this song and dance to go with it.

Linda: People like their beef with a show, Bobby, think about Chippendales!

Bob: Maybe they should check out the "Crack Her Barrell" place on the boardwalk that Teddy's mother told us about then.

Tina: You're sure this is gonna work?

Louise: Would the internet lie to a bunch of children about food poisoning?

Tina: It lies to me about the hot, single DILFS in my area...